2008-07-14

Game Over

While the world waits with baited breath to see if the movie version of Halo gets off the ground...

While yours truly waits to see if Splinter Cell or Metal Gear Solid ever gets made into a movie...

While you sit and ponder what chaos would ensue if someone took a The Shield-like visual approach to a GTA movie or TV show...

While most of us sit and cringe at the memories of the Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter movies...

Some video game movies are closer than you think!

A review of Paul W.S. Anderson's Castlevania script hit the 'net today.


One of the highlights of the review?

Does Anderson have any idea how fucking cool it would be to bring in some of these experts to choreograph all of the stunts and fight scenes with a similar chain whip? Obviously not because he chose to arm Castlevania’s hero with a fucking sword. Idiot.

That oughta give you a clue how the rest of the review goes. Such a shame because that's one of those games that could have some potential in a movie form.

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