"Wait, wait - I've got it. There's this cat, ya dig? And he's a ninja!"

I'm not a big cat person. It could be my Mom's obsession with them ever since my dog died. It could be my aunts having three cats that I actually liked die from feline leukemia when I was younger. Maybe it's that fucking beast that belonged to my friend Brian's mom that jumped on my arms and clawed the shit out of them years ago.

Anyways, I'm not a big cat person. But I'll be damned if this wasn't just too awesome not to share. I came across it on a podcast that I subscribe to but I can't remember which one.

Enjoy!